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The Fatth Circle of Hell 10/08/2008
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For reasons pointless to explain I was watching Biggest Loser last night, and you should too.  The obvious part is that they make us watch these fat people risking strokes in the gym a lot -- but then they did the most amazing thing to them.  Maybe they do this to them a lot -- I wouldn't know.  There's this deep pool of water and each big fatso has a chain to stand on and a chain to hold onto so that they're suspended in the water up to their shoulders -- and then they drain the water, which causes the fatsos to wobble more and more as they're supported less and less until they eventually fall off their chains into the deep water.  Whoever does so last is apparently the least biggest loser (to date).  As the water drains the pretty blonde show hostess can't help snickering.  The fat woman with the fat abusive husband won.

I have certainly never seen anything like it.

 


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