Understand rivalry and you understand America.
IT'S ABOUT VALUES. The good old American Values we find in good old American games. Games like Monopoly, Risk, Don't Break the Ice, and Battleship.* Values like striving to acquire more than you could possibly use, pursuing global domination, being entertained by public humiliation, and cheating younger members of your family while they're not looking and calling them sore losers when they start to whine about it.
Do the right thing. Say YES to America. Say YES to Maggie and Beth and come to: GAME NIGHT.
--- Food and drink provided. Robots sold separately.
*none of which will be played this evening.
To my darling Oscar, let me be your Biopic Dearest.
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU PICTURES PRESENTS * The 77th ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS PARTY * Celebrating a bunch of movies STARRING FAMOUS PEOPLE pretending to be OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE * plus SHREK 2 * a F***ING SONG from SHREK 2 * and NO HOBBITS